Oil shortage...........................

[Bugsy]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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 Well, there's a very simple answer.
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 Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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 We just didn't know we were getting low.
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 The reason for that is purely geographical.
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 Our OIL is located in
 ~~~ The North Sea
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 Our
 DIPSTICKS
 Are located in
 Westminster !!!
 
Any Questions ???
 NO? I didn't think so!!