Polremy Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.He decides because she's got a uniform on that she is probably an off duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.He leans across her and says the Delta Airlines motto - "We love to fly and it shows"The woman looks at him blankly.He sits back and thinks of another.He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto -"Winning the hearts of the world"Again she looks blank so he tries the Malaysian Airlines - "Going beyond expectations"The woman glares at him and says -"What the **** do you want?""AH!", he says, sitting back with a smile on his face,"Ryanair". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Don't know why you've posted this here, this section is for jokes [6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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