Bugsy Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 How to Tell the Sex of a FlyA woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'Hunting Flies' he responded. 'Oh! Killing any?' she asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I had a call from my bank today. The manager said "I'm sorry but I've had to return one of your cheques due to insufficient funds"I said "does that mean me or you" ?With apologies to those for whom this is not a joke [blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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