Bugsy Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 WHAT !. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViVienne Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 ok, I don't want to know what you were looking for when you found this!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 [8-)]................... [:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odile Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 good one for Monica L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Théière Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Don't give Cathy a copy in case explodes in her oven, then there will some explaining to Mr Cat [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Hmmm.... I wonder what you do if the recipe say 'Take 1 litre of .......'Would you have to ask your mates to give you a hand? [:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 OMG ...................... [:$]........................... [:)] .......................... [:D][:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 And I thought that, culinary-wise, it was only ever any use as a substitute for Heinz Salad Cream.You'd need to be a right w**ker to buy that book.... [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 In what I can only put down to a Freudian moment as I glanced at the title of this thread in the active list my brain read something other than 'cook' [:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Théière Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Imagine if its fried food, all that splashed up the walls.[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Food for sea men ?? [:D][:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Théière Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 back to my curry spice joke then...CUMIN[:)][:D][+o(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 On my recent KLM flight to Amsterdam the Dutch purser fancied himself as something of a comedian and during the safety brief told the passengers that if they accidentally pressed the attendant call button whilst turning on the reading lights they would be ejaculated [blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 [:D][:D][+o(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 A chap arrived home one evening and showed his wife his new 'olympic' condoms coloured in Gold, Silver, and Bronze.I think I'll wear the Gold one tonight he announced.Why not wear the Silver one and come second for once was the retort [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Girlfriend and new boyfriend are playing love games..He says " close your eyes, I'll wear a condom, you taste it and guess the flavour , right ?" She closes her eyes, tastes him, and says " ohh Roquefort ?? " Him " Darling .. I had no time to wear one ... !! " [:-))] [;-)] .......................................................................... [+o(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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