splishsplash Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my countryis so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it inanother, and have himlooking for work in six weeks'.A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take alung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking forworkin four weeks'.A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, wecan take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and havethem both looking for work in two weeks'.The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take twoa**eholes out of Scotland , put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street andhave half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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