This girl might find it difficult to get another boyfriend any time soon.

[baypond]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html

I'm not sure what to add

[Frenchie]

Wow ..

One night stands ending in scars for life..

scar(r) y............... [blink]

[baypond]

It would have been amusing if he was married at the time

[Frenchie]

oh   I had not thought about that option!!

  Oh lala  !! [:D]

[jondeau]

Perhaps she felt he didn't come up to scratch........

 

 

 

[jondeau]

Perhaps she felt he didn't come up to scratch........

 

 

[Weedon]

Terrible spelling!  What about all of those practise attempts, I recall doing something similar when trying to develope a decent autograph for when I become famous.  I think I have seen the same handwriting in the toilets near Charing Cross station.

Edited

Bit of a slip there, on the became...become.

[Dog]

Scarification - modern primitives.

Interesting book I have a copy somewhere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Primitives_(book)

Some of the things will make you wince.

 

[Benjamin]

Adds a new dimension to the phrase "unprotected sex"   [:P]