Bugsy Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Mods are obviously having a lie in this morning [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 Notice that there is no advert in motorcycling because, as everyone knows, its dangerous to motorcycle in sneakers.......[Www]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Thanks to everyone that reported our sneaky Chinese friend [:)]He's toast now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Thanks Cat. I thought there was something wrong with my eyesight this morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suein56 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 [quote user="Cat"]Thanks to everyone that reported our sneaky Chinese friend [:)]He's toast now![/quote]Go on, go on tell us what he did/said. I missed it - as usual.Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Here's a clue [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suein56 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 [:D][:D][:D]Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 [:D] [:D] [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Hell, I needed shoes too.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 A case of 'the early bird gets the spam (worm)' [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Is Spam made of worms? [8-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 So Dog can eat spam then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Frenchie, reference the freezer.... tired of the old man??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 [quote user="Jo"]Frenchie, reference the freezer.... tired of the old man???????????[/quote]God!! Someone guessed !! [blink]He'll be perfect for a bourguignon .. [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Âme Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 at least you'll know where supper came from! [:-))] [;-)] [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Yes, but he's English, not good French flesh ... [:D][:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Two Ladies Talking in Heaven1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?1st woman: I froze to death.2nd woman: How horrible!1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began toget warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband wascheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I foundhim all by himself in the den watching TV.1st woman: So, what happened?2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that Istarted running all over the house looking.I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I wentthrough every closet and checked under all the beds.I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became soexhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still bealive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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