I'm going to be rich................

[Bugsy]

Just received this email....................[:D]

Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire

West Africa

Dear One

 

Greeting.

 

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you.

I am glades kala the only daugther of late Mr and Mrs George kala from the republic of sierra loene. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in Abidjan, the economic capital of Cote D'Ivoire before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discuss on a business deal.

When my mother died when i was a baby, my father took me so special because I am motherless. Before the death of my father on 27th June 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $9.500.000 left in a security company here in Cote d'ivoire, that he used my name as her only daugther for the next of kin in deposit of the consignment.

 

Further more he also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance him from the deal they had that he was been poisoned.He then advised that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice who will assist me retrieve this consignment and transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, then I would want you to provide your personal contacts including your phone/fax number for easier communication.

 

I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

 

1) I want you to help me retrieve this money from the security company here and transfer it to your account for onward investment in your country.

 

2) You are going to be the manager of this fund and also my personal guardian until I finished my studies as I'm just 23 years old..

 

3) You are going to procure admission for me to continue my studies in one of the known university in your country.

 

 

 

4) Moreover, I am willing to offer you 25% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful retrieve of this consignment from the security company here.

 

And I am willing to proceed with you as soon as I have your response.

 

 

 

Anticipating to hear from you soon.

 

Miss  Glades Kala

 

[plod]

You will clearly need some advice on investing the 2,375000 you are going to make on this deal, and I could be the person to help you say for 10 per cent of your cut!

[LEO]

I will do it for 1% if  paid in advance!

[Cat]

My poor neighbour thought he was going to be rich too.  He has had his (large, overpriced) house for sale for some time, and told me the other day that he had finally found a buyer for it.  Only one problem, he told me, the chap is "un noir", from the Côte d'Ivoire.  So I asked, what's he like then, this chap?  Dunno, never met him, came the reply.  Oh dear, says I, you do know to be wary about this kind of thing, don't you?  Oh he's genuine, he's sent me a copy of his passport and of his work contract, and he didn't even try to negotiate over the price of the house, says he. 

Apparently no money has changed hands yet, so I pointed him in the direction of the gendarmes at Cahors, who have a team dedicated to this kind of thing.