MrCanary Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 ......sharing his family's secret recipe for Eau de Vie, the village's life-blood. Armed with that, he could turn his new found love for alcohol into a thriving local industry and the financial rewards would help him to.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Buy those Oasics shoes for his daughter......at over 80 euros a time! he could remember the days when......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 ...........Swarfega was a a wonderful delicacy, especially when washed down with a few pints of.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 ..milk... milk? [+o(] goat milk!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 .... trouble was the whole village stank of goat but there was not a single goat in sight. That goaty smell was because there was no proper washing facilities in the people's home. These new incomers from that far away Anglosaxon land battled with Marie and Le Maire at the Mairie to have une fosse sceptique installed and them new fangled indoor ponds to wash in. All that the native could help them with was a bidet for which they knew not how to use......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Raphaels wife michaela used hers to rinse off the soil from the potatoes and salad from that English woman across the road, Michaela tutted every time she saw her....she had never settled into village life that English one, walking around and doing her house work without a pinny on, its not as though they couldn't afford one, after all evryone knows les Anglaise are....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 ....so so at football... [:P] (W Milan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 ....so so at football... [:P] (W Milan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 ....so so at football... [:P] (W Milan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 The French also have a problem with their memories, when was it that the teams from the european cup knocked the French ones off the leader board???????? So back down at the local bar and PMU discussions were lively, what with Football, fosse ceptics , the latest style of pinnies and guessing whose knickers belong to which resident on the washing line up the road, did they realy think that Mme pierretta with 5 children wore those strings or where hers the camis or.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirpy Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 ..CAMIKNIKERS WAS THE CORRECT NAME BUT WITH INFERIOR ELASTIC -PLINK-SNAP-AND ANOTHER BABY ARRIVES ON THE SCENE.IT IS A PITY SHE DID NOT KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT IN ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 .......lacy pink silk, the kind om material from which Mlle Lafarge's soutien-gorge was made. There was a loud clang as it dropped to the floor, along with the curé's trousers........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 .......lacy pink silk, the kind of material from which Mlle Lafarge's soutien-gorge was made. There was a loud clang as it dropped to the floor, along with the curé's trousers........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geranium Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Oh no they wondered. What had they left in the pocket that could now incriminate them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirpy Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 .....a pair of scissors!the elastic had been cut! and that was the lastIcould remember as I fell asleep........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 ......dreaming about Enid Truscott, and the run in she had with a local vigneron. What happened was............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 What happened was............. ...........Enid, who had previously been married to the vigneron's younger brother (but divorced him when she caught him in a compromising position with the maire's wife), confronted both the vigneron and the maire when they were eating their 10 euro lunches together in the back yard of the auberge."Aha," she exclaimed, "so there is a conspiracy going on. I just cannot believe that................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 What happened was............. ...........that Enid, who had previously been married to the vigneron's younger brother (but divorced him when she caught him in a compromising position with the maire's wife), confronted both the vigneron and the maire when they were eating their 10 euro lunches together in the back yard of the auberge."Aha," she exclaimed, "so there is a conspiracy going on. I just cannot believe that................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 it only costs 10 Euros for a four course lunch including wine and coffee, how do they do it ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 ...but they won't be able to do it for long.. with the climate change soon France will be too hot to produce wine and the wine will have to be imported from England and Scotland with a big taxe d'importation on it and prices will go up..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 .......and if the price goes up to 11 euros.people will stop going in their....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 4 weels drive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 27, 2007 Author Share Posted May 27, 2007 .......green wellies and Barbour coats. Meanwhile, Enid Truscott was feeling depressed, lonely and full of lust for Claude the swarthy young blacksmith, so reaching into her bedside cabinet for the item she had secreted there, and fitting it with a new battery, she........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirpy Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 broken and wihout a moment dashed off to a local repair shop and prayed he could re tool the broken shaft of her prize curling tongs which.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 ....would surely help re-curl the straightened tail of her prize pig. She needed her piece of pork to win competitions again and he could not do it with his short and curly hanging straight!Winning some prizes and the kudos that went with it, must, she believed, elevate her in the eyes of the blacksmith....However, life was not going to be that easy. In her haste to get her tongs repaired, she inadvertently picked up her 'personal' piece of electrical equipment and marched into the electrician's brandishing that! Thrusting the big silver object under his nose, she said............." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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