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oliveau

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He logged onto 'Living France' forum and got involved in writing a piece for Suninfrance. And forgot all about the 'Fallen Madonna with the big boobies', until he went to check out that strange smell from his fosse...
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...so he returned and carefully picked up the madona with the big boobies in case it was booby-trapped -you never know as there are spis evryver vu luk and he did nat vant to loose his ands be4 he ad the chance to touch th emadonna-ahhhhh what memories of pleasues the beach at Blackpool brings bak to me-but i digress-meanwhile ......
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...and kissed them with passion-you see it is not like thet in other countries -you either shake them by the hand or bow or kurtsy --but never the former after they have been in the pissoir because you never know if ..
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.....was in a fermentation vat. He stumbled by mistake into the local brewery. How? He who was an avowed tea totaller and had signed the oath of allegiance to the Temperance League. Never mind he thought.....
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