oliveau Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 .........quincaillerie, where Jean-Luc the pompier was undertaking his twice-weekly tryst with Mme Sommier, a buxom, middle aged woman who................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 ...church. Le prêtre, Mr Lecurédéglise, had enough of his housekeeper's shenanigan with all the Henri, Jacque and Marcel of the town. He decided to put an end to it he would blow up her trusted vacuum cleaner!. That machine drove him mad! he could never use it properly for.... ... ... ... [6] (sorry not fast enough my reply went that of Ali-Cat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 [quote user="oliveau"].........quincaillerie, where Jean-Luc the pompier was undertaking his twice-weekly tryst with Mme Sommier, a buxom, middle aged woman who................[/quote] only had eyes for Mr Letrain Engare. Oh! he looked much more handsome than the pompier and he certainly knew how to ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 .....charm the birds out of the trees. Meanwhile, back at the auberge, the Maire looked out of the window as three gendarme vans pulled up outside. He was amazed to see.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 .....none other than Miki dragged out in cuffs and prison garb with a sign hung round his neck which read "..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanguedocGal Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 My real name is not Miki but ErnieY. I acknowledge that identity theft is a capital crime and have voluntarily agreed (to the CRS) that I will spend 10 years in the Foreign legion for imitating Miki and stealing his identity. The CRS Chief then signed the decree for ErnieY to be shipped out to Outer Mongolia. Later that day .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
united Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I was shocked to receive a telephone call from a Tony Blair explaining he was about to step down as Prime Minister and wanted me to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 arrange for him to join the new presedent of France on his holls in malta......But following a discussion with the maire........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 ..as if... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
united Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 ...as if.. he was still Prime Minister entitled to a free holiday in the sun each year. I rang him back and to my surprise the phone was answered by.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Dame Edna who said, "hello blossums, how do you fancy a ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 nice fireside chat with Doddy. He is raffling one of his cast off tickling sticks where would you like to ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marina Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 ...stick it? My suggestion would be up those who do not know the difference between mairie, maire or Marie. But not any of those were handy, so the deed was duly done to a passing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanguedocGal Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Mairie, who suddenly appeared from nowhere, pursued by 50 gentle souls belonging to the CRS. In agony, the Mairie cried out to the Marie who was leaving the Maire, accompanied by the local Petanque team. They froze, horrified at such a miscarriage of justice, as a result of this catastrophic mistaken identity ….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 ...leading to a well known resident being incarcerated in a large batter pudding. Outraged, the clientele of the Coiffeuse.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 decided enough was enough and would show 'em........by letting their hair go grey...................what happened next was............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 ...that Marie, the Maire's trollop, floozed out of the Mairie and flounced off in the direction of.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 ...the auberge where the Maire was still standing, gazing intently out of the window. But now, with a look of anger on his face, his eyes were fixed firmly on........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 ....the pair of large ripe melons bouncing towards him.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 These were Marcel's, the road sweeper's prize winning entry at the forthcoming local fête, in aid of an extra trombone for the band of L'Amicale des Cyclistes de Trifouilli-les-Oies. He was so proud of his big melons and there had been a fierce competition between him and le Maire for whom had the biggest pair. Le Maire reckoned that his Marie had .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 a secret pair..... in her greenhouse, but she would'nt show them to anybody until the day of the competition. Patrice the local taxi driver happened to wander past at that moment......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 ... when suddendly he woke up and realized it was all a dream, he had never left Blackpool after all, and that night he had to perform his usual pole dancing at the local village fete........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
united Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 This is paricularly hard work as the marquee has 17 poles, oh for Mayday when there is only 1 to dance round. To prepare for this strenuous effort he had been to see his personal trainer in France who made the very interesting suggestion that he should.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jxedwards Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 stick do a strict diet of foie gras and....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 italian wine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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