YCCMB Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 .........on the instructions of the Prefet, who himself was acting under orders from The Elysee to implement the new President's "caring" policing policy at the earliest opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 ..........by presenting flowers to all the maidens under 65. Mlle Lefarge, the curé's 'housekeeper'......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 was horrified to be given a bunch. She was 89, but thought she only looked about 40 & nobody had ever been brave enough to tell her that she actually looked like a ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 woman of easy virtue or that her bright orange hair had seen better days despite her twice weekly trips to Angèle the coiffeuse.Marcel smiled pensively, thinking back to the days when he and Angèle used to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 discuss split-ends, over a coffee. "Ah!! those were the days" he thought - but alas it was not be, to due to the arrival of ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Angèle's new partner Rico. Rico had arrived two months ago. He had parked his pink van on the square and had walked into the café, seemingly unaware of the stares caused by his tight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 curly hair. He was very proud of it & wanted everyone to look the same. Of course they would never be able to match his bulging........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 cycling shorts! His long hours in the saddle had given his thighs a hard sculptured look matched only by his cheekbones. Let those French old peasants look, he thought to himself, as long as they don't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 discover the size of my ... bank account!! For he had, many years ago, worked for the secret service as a...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 fonctionnaire and he had now saved enough to live life as he wanted to. Thanks to his retirement package, he had been able to buy his beloved pink van, his professional scissors and curling tongues.Meeting Angèle had been his salvation and she never grew tired of looking through his increasing specialist magazine collection.Rico knew Angèle would eventually return to Marcel, for he himself could see that his pink van could not compete with Marcel's new tractor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanguedocGal Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 which had just been decimated by the CRS tanks. They had special instructions to neutralise and exterminate the tractor, as top level intelligence suggested that it belonged to the village ‘Racaille’… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libbie Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 but all the village knew that the 'racaille' were under cover working for Le pen so they decided to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mart Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 take a 2 hour lunch but the wine had a unusual aroma, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanguedocGal Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 so the fonctionnaires from the ‘’Keep France’s Wine Superior’’ govt department, assisted by the CRS, were drafted in as a matter of urgency to investigate and unearth the perpetrators. After a lengthy and thorough investigation over lunch, suspicion fell on the English in the village and nearby hamlet. They were all herded into … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libbie Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 of her feet..so the gendarme was happy and went back to the.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 [quote user="LanguedocGal"]so the fonctionnaires from the ‘’Keep France’s Wine Superior’’ govt department, assisted by the CRS, were drafted in as a matter of urgency to investigate and unearth the perpetrators. After a lengthy and thorough investigation over lunch, suspicion fell on the English in the village and nearby hamlet. They were all herded into …[/quote] The Marie[:'(] Where they were put under the scrutiny of the club de troisieme age ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 and ended up playing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Quine (sp) for a tray of cherries from jean claudes orchard and ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 a bottle of home made Calvados..........the competition was tense until, quite suddenly............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanguedocGal Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 the CRS's Serious Anti-Fun Division got wind of the fact that people were having fun in the vacinity. Enraged, they set up barricades outside.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 the public toilets, preventing anyone from dropping........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 their trousers and relieving themselves at public expense. Meanwhile, across the road in the auberge, the Maire was standing watching........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 with amazement that not only the men were peeing up the newly planted bouganvalia bushes whilst the usualy so polite ladies were......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 ..delicately breaking wind with evident relish, while........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 young impressionable children were playing close by. Suddenly there was a loud bang & everyone knew that it was coming from the direction of the ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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