AnOther Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Dear Mr. Darling,Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy.Instead of givingbillions of pounds to banks that will squander it on lavish parties andunearned bonuses, implement the following plan. You can call it the PatrioticRetirement Plan:There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings = Unemployment fixed.2) They MUST buy a new BRITISH built car. Twenty million cars ordered = Auto Industry fixed.3) They MUST either buy a new house or pay off their mortgage = Housing Crisis fixed.4) They MUST send their kids/grandkids to school/college/university = Crime ratefixed.5) They MUST buy £50 of alcohol/tobacco a week = there's your money back in duty tax.It can't get any easier than that !P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. If not, please disregard.[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 You agree with Pierre then... [:D]http://www.completefrance.com/cs/forums/1701031/ShowPost.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 Didn't see that one, c'est la vie [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceni Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Sometimes Ernie you seem to have too much time on your hands - and if this is the best that the Devil can find for you then he/she should try harder.John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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