Weedon Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 5 rules for men to follow for a happy life! 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Ouch!Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another hanging on to his coat tails. (Henry Mencken) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Just a thought - which one of the four would you prefer to see on Christmas Day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patf Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Reminds me of a story by Damon Runyon - "The Brain Goes Home."The Brain keeps a selection of women like that, plus an everloving wife, in different appartments. But when he gets shivved (knifed) and needs help none of them will take him in. Except for a little red-headed doll who was selling apples and he gave her a 100$ bill and said keep the change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbles Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Yes, I love it.In fact I love it so much that I have stolen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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