Oh boy

[Théière]

A UK squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi
insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but
less serious state.  The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid
was given to both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier what
had happened.

The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and
coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.  We saw each other and both
took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who
got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing half-blind Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a
cross-dressing idiot.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian.

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah ? Well, so does Harriet Harman !"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a bus
hit us"

[Thibault]

[:D][:D][:D]

[Gastines]

I suppose after reading this "Joke" that at least you knew where you were with Saddam but Gordon and Tony?

[Dog]

Don't tell me harriet Harman was driving the bus whilst talking on her mobile phone to Osama Bin Laden who was seated three seats behind on Gordon Browns lap, who whilst saving the world was staring with his blind eye out of the dirty window, while Lordy Madelson was giving a 'back massage' to Saddam Hussein on the back seat. The destination displayed on the front of the bus was 'HELL via HiTaxes'.

[Théière]

[:D][:D][:D]

I take George W missed the bus

[Dog]

No he was in the toilet cuddling with Tony B'liar.