Re: Why men shoudn't write advice columns

[Weedon]

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady
making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we
have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke
down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six
months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum
he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to
him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila ....
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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.

Walter

[Clarkkent]

What a silly man. Why didn't he tell her to check the HT connections, too?

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[just john]

Was it at all smoky before it conked out? perhaps you filled the tank with diesel instead of petrol?

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PS

Perhaps you should join in with more of his activities to bring you closer together?

[Kitty]

Dear Walter

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.  (Francois de la Rochefoucauld 1613-1680)

Yours etc