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INSTALLING HUSBANDþ.

 A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy. 


Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from 
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, 
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 
Romance 9.5
 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.

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no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running
 
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.. 

What can I do?
 
Reply
 

D
ear  Madam, 

First, keep in mind, 
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. 

Please enter command: 
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed
, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that
 Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, 
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the 
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, 
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance 
We recommend: 
 Cooking 3.0 and   Hot Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck Madam!

 

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