Giving it 110%

[Weedon]

Here  is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.  It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly  mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:

What  Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those  people who say they are giving more than 100%?

 We have all been to those  meetings where someone wants    you to  give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in  life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might  help you answer these  questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented  as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K  -N -O -W-L  -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96%

But ,

A-T   -T -I -T  -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5  = 100%
And,
B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12 +19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take  you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=  118%

So,  one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work andKnowledge will get you close,  and Attitude will get you there,

 its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.