Ooop's (a funny)

[Bugsy]

Shortly  after a British Airways flight had reached its  cruising altitude, the captain  announced:   

 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your  Captain. Welcome  to Flight 293, non-stop  from London Heathrow  to Toronto.

The weather ahead is good, so  we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.

So  sit back, relax  and..... OH,  MY GOD !'

     

Silence   followed!

 

Some   moments later the captain came back on the  intercom.

 'Ladies and  gentlemen,  I'm sorry if I scared you .  While I  was talking to you, a flight  attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot  coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

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One  Irish passenger yelled, "be  jezis you should see the back of mine!  "