Dog Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 A man goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" "Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles". The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm... ...but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am - and carry on starting at 10.00am every day." The man is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment you know". "What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our testicles. There's no flipping point in you coming in for that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 What do Council officials / Civil servants have for lunch ?......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................two hours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastines Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 I thought the applicant also had another accident and lost most of his brain? No b--ls and no brains an obvious candidate for management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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