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The following is a list of the correct insurance companies for your particular sex life..........

 SEX with your wife - Legal & General

 SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

 SEX with your secretary - Employer's Liability

 SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

 SEX on the telephone - Direct Line

 SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy

 SEX in a hurry - Insure & Go

 SEX with your boyfriend/girlfriend - Standard Life

 SEX with a transvestite - confused.com

 SEX with someone different - go compare.com

 SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat. com

 SEX with a fat bird - More Than

 SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels

 SEX with an OAP - Saga

 SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com

 SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

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