Bugsy Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy,Roy .So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady whoanswered the door if they could spend the night.'I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house allto myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained.'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.''Don't worry,' Jack said.'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settledin for the night.Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from anattorney.It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined thatit was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the skiweekend.He dropped in on his friend Roy and asked, ' Roy , do you remember thatgood-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up northabout 9 months ago?''Yes, I do.' Said Roy .'Did you, ever, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to thehouse and pay her a visit?''Well, um, yes!' Roy said, a little embarrassed about being found out,’ Ihave to admit that I did.''And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'Roy's face turned beet red and he said,'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?''She just died and left me everything.'(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? you know yousmiled... now keep that smile for the rest of the day!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemonimo Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Where do you find them, Bugsy. That was just priceless (and I'm still smiling!)[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cendrillon Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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