Gardian Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 A pal of mine needs one for his French class (in the UK). Can anybody help?Preferably a max 4 or 5 liner rather than a shaggy dog tale. Thanks in anticipation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardener Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Il y a deux vaches qui discutent dans un pré:La première dit 'Ça me fait très peur ces vaches qui deviennent tarées à cause de la vache folle'La deuxième vache lui répond 'm'en fout, je suis un lapin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polremy Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 That should do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardian Posted December 3, 2011 Author Share Posted December 3, 2011 Just to be sure that I've got it right:There are two cows chatting in a field.The first one says "It scares me to death all this about cows becoming ga-ga through Mad Cow Disease".The second cow says "Doesn't bother me, I'm a rabbit".Hopefully that's pretty much it: many thanks for such a prompt reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardian Posted December 4, 2011 Author Share Posted December 4, 2011 Despite Mrs G warning me against it, I thought that I'd ask my neighbour for some possible jokes, just to give my UK pal some choice.His wife said that I was mad, that she wanted nothing to do with it and to apologise to all the Anglais for the vulgarity.Let's just say that the 3 he offered at various stages of 'inspiration' this afternoon registered 8, 9 & 10 on the scale of dodginess. I passed on the Mad Cow one + the scale 8 one to my mate: he's gone down the Mad Cow track & with thanks to the provider.[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Just buy a bag of Carambar and get the 'jokes' from inside the wrappers [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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