Bugsy Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the priceHe opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for himUpstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'.So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.His funeral is on Thursday.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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