Gemonimo Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMANBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MANBetween 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts.THE END. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormanH Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Well, you know that men have a penis and a brain, but not enough blood in the body for them both to function at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Théière Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 If God had been a women, then the creation of the world would have gone something like.......Let there be light...........No hang on can I just see it dark again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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