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[Benjamin]

I AM CURRENTLY TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF twitter and facebook  -

WHILE STILL APPLYING THE SAME SOCIAL MEDIA PRINCIPLES.

IT WORKS LIKE THIS: 

EVERY DAY, I GO DOWN THE STREET AND TELL PASSERS-BY WHAT I HAD FOR

BREAKFAST, HOW I FEEL, WHAT I HAVE DONE, WHERE I HAD DINNER THE NIGHT BEFORE,

WHAT I WILL BE DOING TODAY, AND WHAT I THINK ABOUT ALMOST

EVERYTHING.

 I GIVE THEM PICTURES OF MY FAMILY, MY DOG AND SELFIES OF ME DOING

SOME GARDENING AND SPENDING TIME  IN THE LOCAL LIBRARY.

 I ALSO LISTEN TO THEIR CONVERSATIONS AND TELL THEM I LOVE

THEM.

AND IT WORKS:

 I ALREADY HAVE 3 PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME : 2 POLICE OFFICERS AND A

PSYCHIATRIST.