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An Englishman, a Frenchman, an attractive blonde and a homely brunette


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are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.

On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'

The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.'

The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'

The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French pr**k again.'
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We get them all the time here Paul. They are from the English speaking groupe in Carcassonne and they found out that we could speak English [:-))]

Not too sure about that first one Cajal? I mean to say, Donald Duck, sorry Thrump will say that it was rigged [blink]

As for the OP. I think that it's totally unfair to pick on a poor disalusioned French man like that. Good idea though [6]

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