Lehaut Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.'The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French pr**k again.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cajal Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Hrmph. (22/05/16) You should wait at least a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loiseau Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I thought it had a familiar ring to it, cajal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomoss Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 The really old jokes are still the best ones[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lehaut Posted October 18, 2016 Author Share Posted October 18, 2016 Mea Culpa:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomoss Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 [quote user="Lehaut"]Mea Culpa:(([/quote]Contra. Nothing wrong with recycling. The first version I heard had a German soldier, a young Frenchman, a young and an old French lady on the train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cajal Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 In view of the above early recycle here are two to redress the balanceError MessageandJehovah's Witness Training Centre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loiseau Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 ROFL x 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulT Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Ah cajal, how timely, chuckled at the Jehovah;s Witness Training Centre joke on Monday and then yesterday, Tuesday, who should come calling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 We get them all the time here Paul. They are from the English speaking groupe in Carcassonne and they found out that we could speak English [:-))]Not too sure about that first one Cajal? I mean to say, Donald Duck, sorry Thrump will say that it was rigged [blink]As for the OP. I think that it's totally unfair to pick on a poor disalusioned French man like that. Good idea though [6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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