the "other thread" for the TDF

[mint]

Things getting a bit bad-tempered on the other TDF thread so here is one that strikes a lighter note.

I have rigged up a Welsh flag à la Geraint Thomas, draped round a rusty old bike (without a saddle) that was left in our sous sol by the previous owner of the house (and bike, I suppose).

Going to put it by the gate.

Any idea as to the accompanying placard?  I thought something along the lines of "please take the bike if you wish but leave the flat alone"?

Any suggestions, svp?

[woolybanana]

Sell the flat, make some money, buy a Welsh dragon, attach it to bicycle, give neighbours a hot thrill, tell them it is called Geraint and likes to be tickled under the chin!?????????????????????

[mint]

LOL, I meant FLAG, of course[:D]

[woolybanana]

No, you didnt, not in your yert of yerts.

[YCCMB]

...only 4 weeks till the Vuelta.

[woolybanana]

Vuel zen, we shall haf to vinish da gardun. Fite ze bamoozle, die zat orribl tree, two. An ze spuds iz about redi.

Wonder if Froome will defend his title? I’d advise him not to.

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