Unknown Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 This may be a stupid question, but where's Dick?I know I haven't been on here much recently, what with no phone line and all, but where is he, I miss Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Hi DottyIf I remember correctly Dick posted that he was going to France with a party of his pupils - so he's nearer to you than you thought ! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 [quote] but where is he, I miss Dick.[/quote][:$] [:$] [:$]Well whichever way you twist it Dotty, that has has to be the line of the year so far. Perhaps you were simply posting on the wrong forum for a moment ?Prof Richard Smith is, I believe, at this moment frighteninggentle French folks with his party of renegades....................[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Thank-you Miki! You see the thing is - me and Dotty just love Dick![:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 And what a horrible World it would be if you didn't............who could fail to dislike Dick [:D]A professor of the old school and a damned good Dick, if ever there was one.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Trollope Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 [quote user="Miki"][quote]but where is he, I miss Dick.[/quote]Prof Richard Smith is, I believe, at this moment frightening gentle French folks with his party of renegades....................[;-)][/quote] You mean he is back on T****F*****?I can't say that, can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I believe it depends on whether a contract has been signed between the two parties (allegedly) [:)] Nick, the annual question is....................will that website inyour signature, always be under maintenace, or are there plans to putsomething on it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suze01 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Talking of signatures Miki, what is that written in Russian (?) in the second line of your sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Only if it will be the truth................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Funny, I was thinking how more more civilised the place had become without the old boy!Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 [quote user="Chris Head"]Funny, I was thinking how more more civilised the place had become without the old boy!Chris[/quote]hush your tongue, bad boy, or i will tell teacher...................[Www]dick has a big fan club out there.......................................somewhere[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerdesal Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I've only been a member for a few months but I figure Dick has established a 'niche market' in grammatical correction. Wasn't there a big saga about apostrophes(sp?). Always well considered replies though.I'm sure he will be back ater recovereing from the trip trauma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 While we are on the subject, where is Jenny Wren and Scarlett? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I was missing little monkey pants as well. Any idea when he's due to return Miki? Always assuming his party doesn't get arrested for theft and arson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted June 29, 2006 Author Share Posted June 29, 2006 I think we should have a Dick Smith fan club and I would like to be chair woman as I'm his biggest fan. Can some one please nominate me.Pleaseeeeeeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I nominate Dotty as Secretary to sit on Dick's right hand. I think Dick will want to be chairmonkey himself so he can check your punctuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 i,ll second that, as long as you get me a signed autograph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 [quote user="Cassis"]I nominate Dotty as Secretary to sit on Dick's right hand. [/quote]Errr-hem![Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 There was only ever one Hairy Monster for me.......Prof Smith is just a litttlle to severe!Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viv Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 This kind of talk will just make his head swell and then his beard won't be able to cope and we will have to stick astro turf all around his face and astro turf makes your balls bounce really bad so he won't thank you. I can remember watching QPR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 [quote user="Tresco"][quote user="Cassis"]I nominate Dotty as Secretary to sit on Dick's right hand. [/quote]Errr-hem![Www][/quote]All right, Tresco, no need to get jealous. You can sit on his left hand. That leaves two hind paws for the rest of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 [quote user="Viv"] I can remember watching QPR.[/quote]Ah - was that the Rodney Marsh and Georgie era? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted June 29, 2006 Author Share Posted June 29, 2006 Thanks guys, I'm really chuffed, but I'm not sure I want to sit on anything thanks. Just want to read his masterful text and coo over his punctuation. Oh I think I had better make that a cold shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Well, you really don't know what you're missing. If you ask nicely he may let you be his chief flea picker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted June 29, 2006 Author Share Posted June 29, 2006 Oh I'm the secretary now, that's final you nominated me.I will be a good flea picker as I've had plenty of practice on the bluudy aphids today, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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