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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behaviour.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behaviour.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

Chris

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Did you see the Guardian survey about "threats to world peace". In the UK people think Bush is a greater threat to world peace than Kim Jong-il, a greater threat than the president of Hesbola and a greater threat than the Iranian President. In fact, only 1 in 4 Israeli voters say that Bush has made the world safer.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/print/0,,329617605-111274,00.html

Ian
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[quote user="Deimos"]Did you see the Guardian survey about "threats to world peace". In the UK people think Bush is a greater threat to world peace than Kim Jong-il, a greater threat than the president of Hesbola and a greater threat than the Iranian President. In fact, only 1 in 4 Israeli voters say that Bush has made the world safer. http://www.guardian.co.uk/print/0,,329617605-111274,00.html Ian[/quote]

 

Could this disease be picked up by going behind a Bush?

Leo

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[quote user="Cassis"]I believe Kate Bush has tested negative - no sign of activity other than spontaneous self-silliness.  So you can go behnd that Bush in total safety.

Beware of Burning Bushes. 
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I am glad you left out the apostrophe s

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If anyone needs some spare apostrophes, here they  are - help yourself.

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For each one used, please contribute one euro to a charity of your choice.

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What is the meaning of the apostrophe before a lonely 'h' one finds at the end of the occasional French surname?  Is it like 'O'Reilly', for example, but in reverse?  This is inevitably going to prove to be a very thick question, the answer to which is totally obvious....[8-)]
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I think there was a footballer who very briefly played for Newcastle called something like Givenc'h (I should look up the actualité on Google, but it approximated to that), and I've since seen other instances of a surname separated somewhat incongruously (at least to an English eye) by an apostrophe from a solitary 'h'.  A very distant echo at the back of my mind tells me it may be uniquely Breton, but it's probably not.
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