Pip Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Hey Presto !!!!!!!!!!!!! As if by magic the wabbit suddenly appears [:D]He has survived outside in the cold and the dark and even looks more electric than before (must have been all those recent electrical storms).Now I have him in my power I have decided to auction him (he's too good to throw on the scrap heap !)Right, ladies and gentlemen, what am I bid for this fine specimen of bunnyhood ??Who will start the bidding ??All proceeds to go to the poster's collection for a new Xmas Do outfit (purely charitable you understand).Any takers ? Get out yer wallets and yer purses folks !! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Whaaaaaaaaat?????????Our electricity has been absent for half an hour. Now I know why.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I'm on the phone to the lovely JK and I am relaying to her the goings on - that's what friends are for. I have been trawling the posts to see if I can guess who the mystery rabbit belongs to. We have no idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 We have a winner - JK helped me[Www]. I'll sing Bright Eyes for you on Friday[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 He's back![:D] (Now this could get confusing!) You can't auction him though Wally, poor little thing will be totally confused & so will we! I'll lend you a sequinned boiler suit instead![kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Twinks and Jay Jay are both propsing to reward this shameless thief for his...thievery.Fiend. I will track you down and...and...I'm speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Oops Twinks I forgot, say Hi to JK please. Is she never coming back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Sorry Tresco, please don't beat me. Just missed the furry little critter & you did send him out into the cold in favour of a feminine looking bloke![;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 Yeh, go for it Jay Jay ! [:-))] How could anyone bounce the bunny in favour of a man masquerading as a woman ???????????????????No bids yet I see ? Does this mean the EW is to become a fur stole at the Xmas Do ?? We're now into ransom and blackmail. Where are all you animal lovers then ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 Sorry Twinkle, as rich and as lovely as your voice is I need cash !!Jay Jay, your offer of the boiler suit (How many times have you watched that film ???) just won't wash (and I suspect neither will the boiler suit). I have to be hard, it's for a good cause. Have you seen my wardrobe lately ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 This is freaking me out. How can you even mention boilers?. [:'(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 How can you talk of an auction, ransom & blackmail when you've only just rescued him.[:P] Seen your wardrobe? Like mine isn't it, a big wooden thing with a mirror on the front![Www]Tresco, you're gonna have to get him back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Sorry, I'm not bidding. I'll get my own bunny thanks...but don't tell Chrispp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 Don't mean to freak you out dear Mrs Tresco, forgive me for saying this, but you did oust the wabbit in favour of Johnny D. Shame on you after he was such a faithful companion !Jay Jay if you knew the trickery, deception, blood, sweat and tears I had to go through to find him (and rescue him from the dark and the cold) you would agree that I can do whatever I want with the furry chap [:P]I love him - but I love clothes more ! By the way, how's that fur coat of yours ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 Sorry, I'm not bidding. I'll get my own bunny thanks...Why are men such cheapskates ?? Have you any Scots blood in you Mr CH ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 [:'(]JayJay, hand over your fur coat now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 Too late, I have the makings of my very own fur coat now. This is definitely blackmail - he feels so soft to stroke [:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 [quote user="Tresco"]JayJay, hand over your fur coat now.[/quote]I can't I'll get in trouble! [:(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 I only want it if it's got a white bobtail on the back [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 [quote user="walter s.h.i.p. down"]Too late, I have the makings of my very own fur coat now. This is definitely blackmail - he feels so soft to stroke [:-))][/quote]I'll find out who you are. I know you're not Dick (my first suspect). I won't let this drop. Count on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 They're certainly not a wabbit lover![:'(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 Dick only collects chimpanzees, he's not in the same league as someone who uses bunnies for bunce !!Mrs Tresco, I'm hoping you will see the error of your ways and bid for the wabbit so he can take his rightful place on the forum again (and I can get that little black number/suit down the charity shop) [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 '...bunnies for bunce' [:'(]I know you're not furry nix. He wouldn't ever pull a stunt like this. I'm not saying I won't pay whatever pitiful ransome someone as cheap as you will accept.You know he's French don't you? I hope you're not speaking Pigeon French to him, you sick, twisted person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 He seems to understand my woodpecker french perfectly well thank you [Www] and I've been teaching him American slang too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Tresco, shall we pool resources or just grab a baseball bat?[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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