Furry Knickers Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I was sat down eating me bit of dinner this evening, and then after I eat that, I sat down again and was eating me spotted dick, and I thought to meself, what it would be like if every person in the whole wild world had a cat of their own! Could you imagine what that would be like? There would be no more stealing of other peoples cats for one thing! I am ashamed to say this, I did think about robbing Twinkle's Persian cat earlier this week! It is such a gorgeous creature like no other I have seen! I resisted the temptation, and confessed all to Father O'Hara. I now want to help other people to obtain a cat of their own without fear of being arrested and being taken away in a black maria. I am going round Upper Beagle collecting cats from people that may have more than one, surely one cat is all that anyone needs when there are people out there with none at all! Spread the cats to every man, woman and child! They say back in Kildare "if you give a man a kitten, you have given a man a cat" They say that stroking a cat is very relaxing and terror putic too! There was poor owl Mr Logan with the withered prunus vulgaris! one day he was in such a state over it, that he was found by Mrs Brennan crying at the village water pump. She said "what ails ya for jazus sake" when he told her about his withering prunus, she said "would ya not come on in and stroke me owl cat for an hour" I am sure the world would be a better place if we all had a cat, and I hope that one day me dream will come true! Do you remember that Johnny Matthews lad singing 'When A Siamese Is Born' Me mammy loved that song! What would your dreams be?[kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 My dream? I don't think I can surpass your selfless dream for the good of humanity, but at a pinch I would take all the guns away, before handing the cats over, of course.[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Dear Mrs Tresco, That is a very worthy dream too!I was thinking there tonight, what if we combined mine and your dreams, and got all them ejits to swap their guns for a kitten! I think that would be great!I was just looking at the 'Jelly Help' thread a minute ago, and it brought back all me fears of jelly again! I have been scared of jelly ever since I was a child. The doctors said I was suffering from a rare illness usually only found in remote parts of Borneo, it is known as 'jelly terror' but it is curable. [kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 >>I did think about robbing Twinkle's Persian cat earlier <<Get in line - that tortoiseshell cat is just beautiful [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Jelly Terror!![:'(]I have something that will help. Do you remember the days when Dick Smith used to post pictures of a kitten, to soothe things a little. We aren't allowed to have that kitten anymore, but Catalpa came to our aid.Catalpas Copyright Free Kitten![IMG]http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i76/twinm/Catalpascat.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 I remember them days well! Grand days indeed, and if I had been a moderator with a little hat on me head, I would have allowed all them kittens and rabbits to stay! I would, i'm tellin ya! Catalpa's kitten is lovely though! If I were a moderator now, I would make it obligatory for Twinkle to post a picture of her lovely Persian cat with all of her posts! I did have a dream 2 nights ago, while I was at a disco, this big fat wombat came over to me and asked me if I wanted to dance! Can you imagine if that really happened though? what would you do?[kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 [quote user="FurryKnickers"]I did have a dream 2 nights ago, while I was at a disco, this big fat wombat came over to me and asked me if I wanted to dance! Can you imagine if that really happened though? what would you do?[kiss][/quote]Mr Nix, that happened to me though it was more than 20 years ago. That was the first Mrs Will. She did have a few things in her favour, including a liking for cats, but that is surpassed by the second Mrs Will, who although she does not resemble a fat wombat in any way, has far too many cats. She would surely be able to give some to your cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I had a dream "If only FK could be a Moderator"...Has it come true ? [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Now, Christine, as you well know, strictly speaking we aren't allowed to discuss such things, even though they are staring us in the face.If I am to be rebuked for my transgression (as I should be, it's only fair, after all) I'd like it to come straight from Upper Beagle, in the form of a charmingly deranged homily about Pot Bellied Pigs and Knitted Lemurs.[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 It's just a dream Mrs. Tresco, just a dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I'd call it Inspiration!! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 What are you girls Smokin'................?.....................[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Well by my reckoning that's now FOUR likeable mods with personalities to go with it! Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 [quote user="Gary aka Bugbear"]What are you girls Smokin'................?.....................[:-))][/quote]We don't need any additional aides to happiness, thank-you. That's just for the next hour or two, speaking for myself, that is.[:)]Mr Nix is a moderator!!![:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Hang on, it seems I've been bestowed the same honour! This just gets better[:D]! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Me too. Not sure I'm going to be able to work very comfortably with you at the moment. I may have to resign later.Shame![:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 and me too......................thank you.Right Chris, what shall we do now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Right chris, now what shall we do now ?Errhumm. team work, chaps, teamwork.All our Globes are aglow. We really have got new powers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Excuse me, please stand in line there.............................[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Just toe my line y'all and it'll all work out...OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 So it's you we have to complain to, is it Chris Head, about the way this web site promotes people willy-nilly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riff-Raff Element Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Tell you what - let's have a weekend conference about it. Somewherenice. I'd invite you all around here, but what with the screaming kids,enraged chickens and kypie hounds I'm not sure it's such a smart idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 The Seychelles are pretty good this time of year, I'm told............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Apparently the MD is paying!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Stop moaning Mr Will, you're still here OK? Just be grateful. I'm happy to pay for the Seychelles trip, but only for non wrinkly, look good in a bikini, promiscuous ladies aged 25-45, brains are not required, appreciation of Bollinger vital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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