Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Now have a care, Beryl, you could offend a sensitive chap with talk like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford Anglia Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 [quote user="Beryl"]OMG, that reminds me of Dave Lee Travis [:-))][/quote]I thought it was Gerry Adams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Looking good Diki babe, looking good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 [quote user="Cassis"]Here is the blobde version. Not sure it helps.[IMG]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/cassiscassis/rsgangsta.jpg[/IMG][/quote]Perfect. That should keep big brother away. [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 There's no question but that I would have fancied Toni Basil more than Dick at that time. Which must come as a great relief to Dick.PS Then and now, in fact. Still a great relief to Dick. [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 [quote user="Cassis"]PS Then and now, in fact. Still a great relief to Dick. [:D][/quote]Here is an opportunity her to make a comment about relieved dick's, but I refuse to go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dave80s.jpg[/IMG]I am game for a laugh, as you can tell......best regards[IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/StMalo.gif[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beryl Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Tom Hanks, Castaway ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Brother!That beard has got its own timezone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 OMG are all the male forum members hairy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Just the males? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 If Dick & I had met back then and did the French bisous we would have been stuck like velcro for days......best regards[IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/StMalo.gif[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 [quote user="Dago"]If Dick & I had met back then and did the French bisous we would have been stuck like velcro for days......[/quote]I really don't want to have that image in my mind, thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 For 20 quid, we can all look like thatThe Coalminer (Not Yorkshire)The Caveman (Very Limall)JesusAnd quite strangely...New Jesus (Needless to say, this is an American website) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Very, very odd. I saw a shop selling all that stuff - moustaches and beards for women - in Washington. My son had to explain it all to me. I blushed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumziGal Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I don't know what you're talking about, Dick. Come on, make me blush...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 [quote user="RumziGal"]I don't know what you're talking about, Dick. Come on, make me blush......[/quote]This will be interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 [quote user="RumziGal"]I don't know what you're talking about, Dick. Come on, make me blush......[/quote]First of all I know I can't make you blush, you are far too innocent to understand...My son explained it like this: it seems that there are some ladies who prefer to cuddle other ladies rather than cuddle men. I found this hard to believe, but he assured me it is true. Some of those ladies (the lady-cuddling ones) have what he called 'un-resolved gen-der identi-fication issues' (to be honest I didn't understand that part, so he lent me a video, but the cleaner, Mr Cindy, pinched it). So when they are cuddling other ladies the other other ladies like to pretend they are really gentlemen. So they wear moustaches and beards and things. I can't tell you about the things, because he kept laughing so much I didn't understand. I think you must get them from Burger King, because according to him the most popular is called a Whopper.Some people, apparently, like to cuddle other people dressed up as Jesus. That's nice. You can also get some nice fancy dress costumes, but they aren't very well made, the ones I saw had bits missing. You would have caught a cold going to a party in them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Ha! ROLF.Dick, you must be like my late granny. She was unaware that there were 'alternative' lifestyles also [:D].Her story goes like this...One day Grany was watching the telly with my mum and aunty and whatever show they were watching mentioned lesbians. Granny turned to her offspring and in all seriousness, asked "Whats lesbians?"After an extended silence, Mum and aunty managed to explain about cuddling and individual preferences, but to their astonishment, granny got all angry and told them to stop making things up, after all "why would they want to?" BTW my mum was in her 40's at this point in time and granny in her 60's. Funnily enough, she made a comment like "I can understand men doing it, but you would think women would be happy to be left alone" I think this summed up her outlook on all matters intimate.Apparently she was so traumatised by this that she never linked arms with her daughters when out and about ever again, just in case someone misinterpreted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-element Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 [quote user="oglefakes"] "I can understand men doing it, but you would think women would be happy to be left alone" [/quote][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumziGal Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Dick, that is SO funny! False beards for cuddling ladies indeed, ROFL!!!!!!! You know, they have all sorts of interesting things in the Feminine Fun shop in Eastleigh, but oddly, no beards. I wonder why?And who dreamed up the Jesus outfits with holes in, [:-))] that is just too much, I think I have to go and lie down in a darkened room until my mild hysteria passes.I don't know when I'll be back. Prolapsed sausages and bearded ladies, it's all too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford Anglia Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 [quote user="oglefakes"]Ha! ROLF.Dick, you must be like my late granny. She was unaware that there were 'alternative' lifestyles also [:D].Her story goes like this...One day Grany was watching the telly with my mum and aunty and whatever show they were watching mentioned lesbians. Granny turned to her offspring and in all seriousness, asked "Whats lesbians?"After an extended silence, Mum and aunty managed to explain about cuddling and individual preferences, but to their astonishment, granny got all angry and told them to stop making things up, after all "why would they want to?" BTW my mum was in her 40's at this point in time and granny in her 60's. Funnily enough, she made a comment like "I can understand men doing it, but you would think women would be happy to be left alone" I think this summed up her outlook on all matters intimate.Apparently she was so traumatised by this that she never linked arms with her daughters when out and about ever again, just in case someone misinterpreted it.[/quote]If that's a true story, it's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 [quote user="Ford Anglia"][quote user="oglefakes"]Ha! ROLF.Dick, you must be like my late granny. She was unaware that there were 'alternative' lifestyles also [:D].Her story goes like this...One day Grany was watching the telly with my mum and aunty and whatever show they were watching mentioned lesbians. Granny turned to her offspring and in all seriousness, asked "Whats lesbians?"After an extended silence, Mum and aunty managed to explain about cuddling and individual preferences, but to their astonishment, granny got all angry and told them to stop making things up, after all "why would they want to?" BTW my mum was in her 40's at this point in time and granny in her 60's. Funnily enough, she made a comment like "I can understand men doing it, but you would think women would be happy to be left alone" I think this summed up her outlook on all matters intimate.Apparently she was so traumatised by this that she never linked arms with her daughters when out and about ever again, just in case someone misinterpreted it.[/quote]If that's a true story, it's brilliant.[/quote]Ford, I swear thats true and also one of the (genetically) less embarassing ones. I loved her dearly, but she was insane, always a great comment like:- "Those Japanese must be smart, as anyone who can read that squiggily writing must be intelligent" etc- "I love your new haircut, I've always hated your hair. It makes you look ugly" - Aimed at ME when I went through a short lived new romantic phase - "Your cousin's new boyfriend is Chinese, but it's ok because his mum is Irish. (she actually used a word that starts with Ch and rhymes with 'sink' when describing him) After the death of my grandfather in 2003 (she died in the earlynineties) I was going through some papers of hers and discovered thather parents had only been married four months when she was born (1913)so it appear that either medical care must have been much better that we think back then, or the great granny was a bit of a girl. Her own mother must have pushed the "its an evilthing" line, as my gren was quite puritanical in that sense.Another quote from my mate's granny - I really wish I could claim this one for my own granny - in reference to the two gay gentlemen living next door to her and their clothes line: "I don't understand those boys, but they do a lovely washing" She liked the way they pegged everything in a neat way apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumziGal Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 [quote user="Dick Smith"]Some people, apparently, like to cuddle other people dressed up as Jesus. [/quote]I wouldn't cuddle this one, it would only melt and be very messy. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6509127.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 The churchmen seem to have had a sense of humour bypass.Which seems to be quite a common operation these days, it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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