Bugsy Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Have been mentioned on here recently, some even using derogatory terms. Here are some of the best ever......... I like "I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Blimey BB, would you like to go to your maker deaf? Those krumiekazies had to keep to the health and safety guide lines didn't they?Why are the toilet windows in aircraft always frosted? Who the hell is going to look in at 34,000 feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Just yesterday a girl in the office said 'I'm leaving in a huff' and I chipped in with the automatic response (from Groucho Marx) 'and if that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff' I then spent the next half hour trying to explain that to the French, Luxembourg, German, Spanish and Flemish members of my team [8-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 One of my favorites that would have sorted your situation Pierre.... When you are in a hole --------- stop digging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I had a similar experience yesterday, an fellow brit said (in english) "the only things going cheap round here are the birds" and I then had to translate it for the benefit of the barman. It really did lose something in the translation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 OK so there must be French one-liners too, anybody know some?If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Aussie one do Pierre?Nothing will suc-ceed like a budgie without a beak[8-)][Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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