MrCanary Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 As I am about to rejoin Weightwatchers, I am preparing myself for the 'oh so crucial' weigh-in at each meeting where everyone watches each other to see who has lost the most weight. It occurred to me that the weight of my boxers might just tip the balance one way or another, so I have set about weighing them to find which ones are the lightest...My M&S all-cotton, comfy fit, figure hugging blue ones have come out the heaviest, beating my Debenhams silkies by an amazing half gram! I have wondered if a pouch might be even lighter, but 'she-who-must-be-obeyed' has suggested they don't really suit a 58-year-old man with a beer belly. She has also threatened divorce if she catches me in any of hers...Just wondered if anybody had any advice for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Don't wear any! Just ask weightwatchers to turn away. Then you can cheat a bit.If they won't then they are a bunch of wierdos and you shouldn't be there anyway. Or they don't trust you. Imagine wanting to see your christmas decorations. Still, give them something to talk about wonnit. 'She' might not be impressed though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trumpet Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Paint em on. You might need a shave first though. Or a pair of those plastic joke glasses with mustachio. I can't see why you can't get the ol' lady involved in this............could be fun.[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 Old lady?Have you met her, trumpet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trumpet Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 LOL. Of course there is always......''Have you seen a photo of my wife......etc etc. Ending with ''Do you want to buy one'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anton Redman Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Can I suggest going for the very baggy look and carrying a small amount of lead weights carefully pre warmed and hidden to the first meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 That's a cunning plan, Anton...And then remove one weight per week presumably? That should really jar off the 99% female membership! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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