woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Took my dog to the vet today.Now he has three new balls.Beat that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Framboise Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I am not even going to ask. Maybe Dotty will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Well, first we drove into the vets car park and there was noone there so I pulled up right in front of the building, taking care to keep my loaded trailer well out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I can hardly wait for the next instalment...[:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 I then politely entered the brand new highly polished building with the charming, young French speaking receptionists cum assistants sitting there smiling and eager to give me what I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Wat word did I use? I got blackballed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Next to them the £££ assistants I mean was this young vet. Now As I have said before I would go to any vets practice in the world to watch how she handles ma doggie. She gave me a big smile that made my heart and a few other things hit the roof and sed: 'Ah monsieur HHHHHHH (thats my name wat is forbidden) 'ow are zeee parrots. Wat can I do for yew? ' To which I replied in my best French ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'll move this tale to another section of the forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 I knew someone would move my dogs balls! Oh clairAnyway, when I had complemented one of the ladies behind the desk on the growing bump under her shirt after the vet had denied that she herself wasn't, and I had asked the lady receptionist and £££ assistant when they had done the deed and we decided the 17 March cause of when it was due and the other receptionist ran away cause she just got married and you can imagine .... well, then ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 This story is true by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-element Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Your phoenix feather has been successfully reconstructed and reunited with the magic baguette Woollies?It certainly seems like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Anyway, now smiling down to her pretty pink pants the vet asked if she could do anything for me ............................ speeeeechlesssss I showed her the caaaaard I had received ten minutes before informing me my dog needed his annual shots. Now if you have ever seen a baguette at work it was slower than me 'n Benny the dog getting into the car and moving to chez la vettette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Clair this is a true story for animal lovers everywhere and you have removed my natural audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 I had an audience of millions now it is like a wet tuesday matinee in Hartlepool. My art is wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 The thread can very quickly be moved any appropriate section of the forum... [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 How about if I renamed it Steamy Sex in the Vets? No, some mods might find that too much. We'll let it ride but I'll use it in the book.Thank you for your consideration. I know you are dying to find out how Benny got three new balls. lets wait and see if there is demand. I daren't send it by pm or email now I know you are married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 The vettette took the card lightly brushing my hand as she did so. She moved gracefully to the computer, the material of her jeans making a rubbing noise as she did so. 'When do you want to do this?' she said with a little tension in her voice, a slight creasing her forehead as she studied the computer screen,and licked her lips, smiling at me again, our eyes exchanging magic. 'Now' I stuttered, my voice just cracking as if my mouth were dry.The rest will wait tomorrow. All mods get front seats but I can throw my voice a long way. Clair will pass amongst you selling ice creams, chocolate and things for after dark in the back row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 It's tomorrow......I've been waiting on here since 5.30am for the next instalment...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana (ex tag) Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 For Clair, Mel and the other 185 people waiting for this episode.Again she smiled at me but this time with a quizzical look. 'OK' but seemed to hesitate slightly. Was something wrong? Was she going to confess a passion for a younger buck? My stomach tightened in anticipation of rejection.I took a step towards her surgery. Still she smiled, but was now puzzled."Where is ze dog?" In English this time. I had not known she spoke the language of God. Has she been secretly been learning it in her lonely garret at nights just to please me? Hope sprang eternal.Momentarily lost I turned round. What did she mean? What dog? This was about me, about us, not about a smelly doggy.I stuttered "He is in the car. I will go and fetch him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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