LEO Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 This is hard to believe, but true!copied from the local Ayrshire newspaper. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ayrshire Post‘This is a new one on me’ – sheriff tells bike pervert Nov 21 2007 A SHERIFF told a pervert who had sex with a bike that he has never seen anything like it after 40 years in law.Robert Stewart, 50, was caught simulating intercourse with the bicycle at a homeless home in Ayr earlier this year.He stood in the dock at Ayr Sheriff Court to face the weird charges this week.Ordering him to serve three years probation, Sheriff Colin Miller said: “In four decades of law I thought I had seen every perversion known to man but this is a new one on me.”Stewart’s lawyer, Gerry Tierney replied: “Me too.”--------------------------------------------------------- . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 And nobody thought that it was a bit odd that the Sheriff was watching?[6]Seriously, the bunch of pineapple-brained overpaid politically correct zombies who brought the prosecution should be made to pay costs out of their wages and then dumped over a large cliff down the salt mines of Moria or wherever hurts more. They are a blot on the landscape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 I don't know if it was a boys or a girls bike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Perhaps he took misinterpreted the term "the local bike"Leo, I fail to understand why it matters who's bike it was [:D][:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 [quote user="woolybanana"]Seriously, the bunch of pineapple-brained overpaid politically correct zombies who brought the prosecution should be made to pay costs out of their wages and then dumped over a large cliff down the salt mines of Moria or wherever hurts more. They are a blot on the landscape.[/quote]Are we to take this to mean that you support bike riding wooly. Which position do you prefer [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Is riding a tandem twotiming ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 Perhaps he overheard someone say it was a "mountain" bike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I'm a tricycle man myself[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 [quote user="woolybanana"]I'm a tricycle man myself[6][/quote] I thought you might have a scooter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 BSA Bantam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 wuz e framed I wonder or was it just the first in a chain of offences, now he's saddled with a conviction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 [quote user="ErnieY"]wuz e framed I wonder or was it just the first in a chain of offences, now he's saddled with a conviction. [/quote]With so many people being bike owners , I would say there is a lot riding on this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 where exactly did he put it? [8-)]I think in the privacy of his own room with his own bike he should be left to do what he wants this goverment wants to take every last joy from us, God I will be arrested for sleeping with my cat next !!!!! [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raindog Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 If this is a sex offence i'm just wondering if the bike will be receiving counselling and victim support? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caramac Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Mr Stewart is unavailable for comment, according to his spokesperson... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 [quote user="raindog"]If this is a sex offence i'm just wondering if the bike will be receiving counselling and victim support?[/quote]From a TRICKCYCLIST perhaps [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 The same "spokesman" said the bike was in good condition , apart from one loose screw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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