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Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a traffic warden. You have a gun with two bullets.

What should you do?

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Find a rat to make it a foursome, and invite them all for Christmas dinner?

Afterwards the rattlesnake would eat the rat, the tiger would eat the rattlesnake, the traffic warden would eat the tiger, and...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 you'd still have those two bullets [Www]

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Customer:     "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator:     "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer:     "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".

 

 

 

 

 

 


Operator:     "Sir, they are our opening hours".

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

 

 

 



The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season Begins . . . . . .

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