Funny, but not PC

[powerdesal]

Below is a joke which was sent to me by e mail.

It 'could' be classed as xxxxxist (complete as desired)...........................You have been warned!!!!!!!!

Best

Irish

Joke in a long Time !!!

 

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'Shoite' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face,   'Shoite,   Shoite !'   He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better And takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.   'Bi'Jesus.... I'm fockin' focked,' he says.   He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, Opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No fockin' way'. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says 'Fock it' and falls into bed.   The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night ?'   Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?'   'Mick phoned . . . you left your wheelchair at the pub.'

Now of course its not actually 'disabl-ist' because Paddy had only a badly twisted ankle (hence the wheel chair) which he hurt whilst voluntarily servicing the community wind generator when being helped by some other ethnic minority members of the multicultural community. He had only gone to the pub after a vegetarian meal at the local Indian resto.

[Théière]

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It's ok with me Steve as I am xxxxxist, well at the moment [:D]

I am not sure whether the joke was funny or your caveat or both [Www]

[Frederick]

George Bush was taking over from Bill Clinton who invited him round for a tour of the White House.

When he got home he told Laura about the changes made since his dad lived there especially the gold urinal in the presidental loo.

Some days later Hilary invited Laura Bush over and spent the day with her....That evening over dinner Bill said to her " Did you have a good day with Laura Bush " Yes "she said "And she told me how impressed George was with the Presidential gold urinal..........So now you know who it was who P!ssed in your saxaphone "