Théière Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 [quote user="Weedon"] You would think, wouldn't you, that if any sports players needed some sort of drug to "liven" them up it would be snooker players. [/quote]I seem to remember Alex the hurricane Higgins consume more than chalk during his games, he was pretty lively Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buelligan Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Mmmmm..he was to snooker what Keith Floyd was to cooking. [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 [quote user="Weedon"]During all this week some sort of snooker tournament has interfered with my sleep patterns in front of my television, so it was with some amusement I heard on the news today that the winner of said competition will not only get a substantial cheque, but his own bodyweight in Pukka Pies, the sponsors. Blimey! I quite like the odd "kate and sidney" but 15 stone of them[+o(][/quote]I thought Pukka Pies have saved themselves a fair few pies as Higgins lost and it was the Chinese man who won (can't remember his name).I suspect that the Chinese man would weigh considerably less than Higgins who is quite a big boy![:D][:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardian Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 [quote user="sweet 17"]I thought Pukka Pies have saved themselves a fair few pies as Higgins lost and it was the Chinese man who won (can't remember his name).[/quote]Ding (is his name). A nice Pukka Pie with spling onion is a new addition on the menu as No 73 at Telford's China Palace restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 LOL, Gardian, if it's no 73, so be it. Alors, dix numero soixante treize SVP! Got to have at least 10 as j'ai faim en ce moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 So there you have it. Nike are still supporting the Tiger, as they say it was only a blip and everybody has those. Hello Mrs Tiger! Calm down dear it's only an advert, as the affable Mr Winner would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buelligan Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 ...is he really affable..? Or is he a patronising, smug old tw*t....? Such a fine line....[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Théière Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 A wonderful thing is a Tiger;A Tiger's a wonderful thing.Their tops are made out of rubber,their bottoms are made out of springThey're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,The most wonderful thingabout Tigers is:I'm the only one! [:D][:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Théière Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in hergrades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless becausethere is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctlycan leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to getoutta here. I'm smart and will answer the question". The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" BeforeJohnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teachersaid, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answeredfirst. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could openhis mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's rightMary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answeredfirst. The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teachersaid, "That's right Nancy . You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancyanswered first.Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish those bitcheswould keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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