Mills and Blair??????????,

[woolybanana]

Just look at this, the little *rick writes just like a not very good Mills and Boon novel. he has a decent career as a knicker ripper ahead of him when he decides to stop lying to the world:

There is the moment of encounter, so exciting, so naughty, so lacking in self-control. Suddenly you are transported out of your world of intrigue and issues and endless machinations and the serious piled on the serious, and just put on a remote desert island of pleasure, out of it all, released, carefree.

with just a touch of Boys Own Paper and Boy Scout.

Truly, he was the king of the age of the superficial.

[Will]

Where else have we heard of a former high-profile politician who turned out to be rather dodgy, and who has an alternative existence as an author of stories of rather doubtful literary merit? Wasn't there one called Jeffrey something?

[Gardener]

He disliked Brown that much that he constantly publically endorsed Brown as a good chancellor and leader of the UK.

Give me Brown over Blair any day of the week.