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Amazing; totally amazing........

The country is on its knees: Twee Georgie is set to mount swingeing public purse cuts; unemployment set to zoom to the stratosphere; Britain won't be able to beat off an invasion from Vikings in longboats; France is on its knees; the EU have set Draconian targets for member state's fiscal balance; The Japanese economy is at standstill; Ben Bernanke has announced yet another round of fiscal stimulus which is worrying global capital markets; etc

And the UK media "News" is chock full of items concerning a monosyllabic neanderthal whose sole claim to fame is kicking an inflated pig's bladder between 21 other monosyllabic neanderthals.

Sums it all up, rather.

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[quote user="Gluestick"]

And the UK media "News" is chock full of items concerning a monosyllabic neanderthal whose sole claim to fame is kicking an inflated pig's bladder between 21 other monosyllabic neanderthals.

Sums it all up, rather.

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But none of us is jealous of the £5m or is it £10m that he will be paid each year.

John

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[quote user="Iceni"]

[quote user="Gluestick"]

And the UK media "News" is chock full of items concerning a monosyllabic neanderthal whose sole claim to fame is kicking an inflated pig's bladder between 21 other monosyllabic neanderthals.

Sums it all up, rather.

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But none of us is jealous of the £5m or is it £10m that he will be paid each year.

John

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John, in such circumstances I have a favourite self-penned riposte, when people mention how much some undeserving person is "Earning".

So are the ladies of the night in Park Lane: however, in a few years they'll be hawking their tawdry wares outside Bayswater Tube Station......

Always amazes me how so many star footballers finish up bladders of lard with booze problems.

Good luck to them.

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[quote user="Théière"][quote user="Iceni"]

But none of us is jealous of the £5m or is it £10m that he will be paid each year.

John

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Oh please don't exagerate, it's only £80,000 a week [:-))]

+ endorsment of various sporting goods and after dinner speaking.........scratch the after dinner speaking [:D]

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This morning the BBC quoted £500,000 a week ! I do hope that was a mistake

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[quote user="Mr Coeur de Lion"]That's the rumour that Man City will pay him £2 mill a month to join them.

They haven't even bidded yet, so who knows?

It is getting more than ridiculous though.

Still, it means he can afford a better class of prostitute.[/quote]

Wayne Rooney's football mates have rallied round his betrayed wife ,Coleen.

John Terry has already said to have offered , to come anytime.

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