woolybanana Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Eureka and Whooopppeee, Bobo is overjoyed; they have found Higgs' bosom, much to the chagrin of Higgs who, knew where it was all the time and was getting pretty puked by hairy cerns fingering her chest again and again. BUT, was it the left or the right bosom and where is the other one? Will it take so long to find it? And where are the nipples, are they scientifically or aesthetically worth while or will they just be another unnoticed pair of dugs in history? CERN must dig deeper to find the answer to this question and when they have, they will have dug, and there they are, magically emerging out of the past tense.So, beware what they have their eyes on next guys. What about Claire's bunion? Or Norman's nether zones? Science gets deeper and deeper and apparently no longer needs that Danish beer that used to get to partrs they could not reach.Well done CERN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormanH Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 I wish they would stop discovering things. It makes my 'O'level Physics out of date.I thought that quark was a sort of cheese until I saw a video about this business, and then I was worried that I was terribly ignorant, until I found out that quarks hadn't even been discovered when I was at school, so that made me feel a bit better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quillan Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 [quote user="NormanH"]I wish they would stop discovering things. It makes my 'O'level Physics out of date.I thought that quark was a sort of cheese until I saw a video about this business, and then I was worried that I was terribly ignorant, until I found out that quarks hadn't even been discovered when I was at school, so that made me feel a bit better.[/quote]He is a guy that runs the bar on Deep Space 9. [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 As Niels Bohr said"Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it. " [geek] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Sam Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 But now they've found it, wot they going to do with it?[geek] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Same question was asked of Electrickery, electromagnetism, lasers, semiconductors etc etc.......The other question is what are they going to do with that giant fairy ring they built? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Zoff Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Enough of giant fairies' rings, please. Well not before meal time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 The scrap value of copper is high at the moment....there is quite a bit there ..Half a dozen gypsies would soon remove it if they dont need it anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulT Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 [quote user="Frederick"]The scrap value of copper is high at the moment....there is quite a bit there ..Half a dozen gypsies would soon remove it if they dont need it anymore [/quote]Or even if they still need it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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