PaulT Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 In a news article about the fire brigade being called out for people locked in handcuffs etc it states:Emergency callouts included incidents where men had their genitals stuck in a toaster and a vacuum cleaner.The brigade urged people to think carefully before calling 999.I would have thought that they would have thought extremely carefully BEFORE making that 999 call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbie Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Perhaps they should have thought carefully before putting their genitals into such hazardous situations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Amongst the various potentially life-threatening situations that the emergency services have to face, it hadn't occurred to me that one of them might involve the danger of laughing oneself to death ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulT Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 [quote user="Rabbie"]Perhaps they should have thought carefully before putting their genitals into such hazardous situations[/quote]Totally agree, especially the toaster - what had they done previously to enable them to put their genitals in to a toaster and [:-))] what did they do then!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idun Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I read this yesterday. Apparently lots of people are getting 'stuck' in handcuffs too, Fifty Shades of Grey was suggested as being the cause, but I reckon it's a full rainbow of stupidity that is more like the truth and a hundred shades of red when they have to make 'that call'. With the handcuffs at least, I cannot help but wonder if these were acts of 'revenge'[6]And putting delicate bits in toasters, well, I don't even put my fingers in mine to fish out those pesky pikelets that get stuck from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Théière Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 25 years ago I would have been much better off if I had put my genitals in a toaster [:D]Fortunately I met Mrs teapot a year later [kiss][kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lehaut Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Makes a change from "I fell into this frozen turkey whilst walking in a naked and excited state in my kitchen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 We believe you, vicar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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