The reaction to Trump, London next?

[woolybanana]

With thanks, forwarded by A

Thought you might enjoy a California take on recent events.

Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at the way you've treated California and we've decided

we're leaving. We intend to form our own country and we're taking the other

Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,

Minnesota, Illinois and all the Northeast.

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get

Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay

their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian

Coalition's we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single

moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the

country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of

the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90%percent of the

high tech industry, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy

and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans

and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100%

of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists,

virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University,

Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a

whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty

or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was

involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with

higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good pot too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in

Mexico.

[ebaynut]

Perhaps you should have entitled this thread ‘California Dreaming’

 

Anyway, I was browsing the World Wide Web thingy and found this, and you

immediately, for some reason, sprung to mind.  [8-|]

 

 

 

 

[woolybanana]

Well, my rachmanite friend, you will be pleased to know that il aint over yet. Recounts coming up on the States where it was stolen.

[ebaynut]

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[Pierre ZFP]

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[woolybanana]

ebaynut, may I point out that the ad you have posted for your favourite paste may well be in breach of copyright and also in breach of furum rules.