HELP

[woolybanana]

Visitors are cleaning the hull out of my house. I did it before they arrived, apparently it is not enough. Who the heck does more than pass the vacuum cleaner under the beds.

I shall emigrate to grubbier climes!

[nomoss]

[quote user="woolybanana"]Visitors are cleaning the hull out of my house. I did it before they arrived, apparently it is not enough. Who the heck does more than pass the vacuum cleaner under the beds.

I shall emigrate to grubbier climes![/quote]

As Alf Garnett once said, everyone had their own bit of dust and it's no use trying to get rid of it, it just follows them around.............

[Tancrède]

Woolybanana : Visitors are cleaning the hull out of my house !

Yes. That is, naturally, extremely unacceptable.

And (frankly) extremely vulgar. I would not have peepol like that in my house.

But as a two-generation-older friend wisely said of her ghastly, abrasive, Canadian sister-in-law, 'If she wants to stick her hand down my lavatory, LET HER GET ON WITH IT'.

[woolybanana]

Absolutely. Heck, some of my best spider friends have gone down the deadly suction tube, even pretty Petunia who cleared every flying creature in the bathroom, though she did leave a few drained carcasses.

[idun]

I wish to goodness you could send them here, their efforts would be really appreciated at the moment.

[woolybanana]

I HAVE SURVIVED. Now back to bed with a good book!

[Théière]

Ungrateful bastard! ( laugh emoji) its only once a year you filthy sod (smile emoji)

[woolybanana]

Hahahahahaha???????