Weedon Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 For the you-know-what at Windsor Guildhall. In order to show loyalty to the rest of the family the Queen and Philip have joined Anne, Andrew, Edward and entourage in sending back their invitations to the loving couple. They will spend the time at the Castle blowing up balloons and making quick-whip to go with the Duchy biscuit things.Whats-his-name Parker-Bowles, the bloke who is keeping his head down below the parapets, has politely declined to contribute to the gift fund on the basis that he has given already.The registrar ought to allow a little time for the signing of the register as Camilla Fiona Britney Byonce Parker-Bowles Windsor takes a little time to write out.Well wishers at the village of Badminton who say that Camilla is a bit of a good egg should be wary as Wiltshire is on the wedding gift list albeit well down in the order.weedon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Of course Wiltshire is well down the wedding present list, who the hell would want Swindon?Is it true that Camilla has politely declined an offer to help out with the Hen Night arrangements. Rumour has it that someone in high places suggested a chauffer driven trip around Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcazar Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 The official engagement photo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 Great picture but doesn't show him at his best.I saw on the news this morning that Chas is supposed to have said that the wedding is turning into a farce. You don't say. As a humble commoner I have some news for him, it was a farce from the time it was first announced.But all is not lost and you can turn it to your advantage. Get on to Brian Rix and his gang, they kept "No sex please we're British" going for donkeys years in the West End and you have a much better script. You might even get a part in it yourself as dropping trousers is an essential part of the traditional farce.weedon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayB Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 [quote]Great picture but doesn't show him at his best. I saw on the news this morning that Chas is supposed to have said that the wedding is turning into a farce. You don't say. As a humble commoner I ...[/quote]What would be hilarious would have been if the picture had been taken from the back and one, or both, of your pictures might have shown up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcazar Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Now just what are you trying to say?There are 5 people involved in this thread, and the only two making horse's asses of themselves are already picturedAlcazar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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