urgent problem!

[Tag]

If anyone has dihydrogen monoxide stored anywhere on their property, immediate action is called for or the local commune will take action, costs to property owner. Check it out on

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

[Dave&Olive]

pondered on this one

        who do you think comes on this forum  the iotola ,or maybe Saddam Hussien followers

as an industrial solvent and coolant,

in nuclear power plants,

by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,

by elite athletes to improve performance,

in the production of Styrofoam,

in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,

as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,

in abortion clinics,

as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,

as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,

in cult rituals,

by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),

by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,

by pedophiles and pornographers (for uses we'd rather not say here),

by the clientele at a number of homosexual bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,

historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,

in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,

by the Serbian military as authorized by Slobodan Milosevic in their ethnic cleansing campaign,

by many terrorist organizations,

in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,

by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software SDKs,

in animal research laboratories, and

in pesticide production and distribution

used by Miki in predicting winners

we will have to dump ours in the river

dave

[Miki]

# used by Miki in predicting winners....

Oh no, not I, I have always used the tried and tested method of the pin never lies

[Dick Smith]

Far and away the most distressing cases of Dihydrogen Monoxide pollution occur in the contamination of beer, where whole pubs claim to be affected.

Small boys have an instinctively negative reaction to it, esepcially when heated and in the presence of sodium stearate, but it has become fashionable for older girls to actually carry containers of the chemical which they 'fix' with on a regular basis.

[Tresco]

I've got over 1000 litres of the filthy stuff stored. someone told me it encouraged plant growth. What should I do now?

[Hoddy]

You could try using it as nail varnish remover.

Hoddy

[Dick Smith]

Or dessicate it and store it in paper bags.