Furry Knickers Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 I have just got back from me little wooden house in France, while there one of me ex women (Maryse) that I mingeled with for a few weeks this year claims that the very young child she gave birth to last week is mine! "he has your feets" she said to me in her funny little way. Now I know that the child is hers because I was at the birth of the little yoke, so there is no doubt, she is definately the mother, and his feet are similar to me own! Me problem is that she wants to call him Tulip! What shall I do? have I any right to prevent her doing this as she claims he is me own son? She does love tulips after spending many years in Amsterdam, and said she would call her first child after the flower she loves so much! It is unfortunate that her first child happens to be a lad, but she insists on calling him Tulip! Me first child is called Fang, which I think suits her very well, and it is a bi-lateral name suited to lads and girls. I want to call me new son Flavour, but she won't entertain it. I don't want to upset anyone by saying he might not be mine, and me poor aunty Josie in Kildare sent me a lovely knitted garden with little tulips and a rabbit on it too. It took her 4 days to knit it working untill 2am in the mornings some nights!What would you's suggest I do? Should I just accept that I have a son called Tulip, or should I fight for his right to a proper male name that crosses both cultures and sexes like Flavour? I just don't know what to do, I am in a right quarry over it all! Never tread on the rat lying in the street, he may just be sleeping! (As they say in Mullingar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Perhaps Maryse has been watching Fan Fan le Tulip? It was on the telly the other day.Put your foot down - if you have still got one after giving them to the baby - and tell her that no child of yours is going to be named after another man.Perhaps he is the father?Tread very carefully. Oops sorry. Forgot you had no feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 I never saw that Mrs Alexis! I have seen that Cosy Fan Tooty lad mind, are they related? I was watching that Rome programme on BBC 1 last night in which they had a lad with a terrible large willy, I am not sure if it was real or one of them protestent willy's that they make from spongey things and bits of rubber. Whatever it was, it was not suitable for BBC1 especially on a sunday evening when people are after being to Mass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamedup Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 ROFLPMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Sounds like a bit of a mongrel to me, I would call him Erbayshuss (Erbay for short), like my collie, Mixed Border. But only you can decide. Please give him a scroach from me FK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourangelle Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 was that a suggestion, TU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 how about Byjesus.....you being a good catholic lad and all that, Oh but that can`t be right can it? you having lain with a woman out of wedlock , or was this another little miracleMrs O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 No where in his post does the Young Lad say that he has been having sexual shenanigans with this hussy.He just mingled. To me that means having a pint of scrumpy and sharing a packet of pork scratchings.Must be one of those Immac Conceptions.Your mind Mrs O!!!!I would fight for the right to give the youngster a proper man's name like Sue, Shirley or Marian. All real mens' names.(shows how old I am to know that!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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