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Strike on Fri 15th June Charleroi Airport


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Not strictly France as Charleroi is in Belgium, but just to let all know there is a strike today by the MET union (the ones that run the airport) so no flights in or out today.  Bit of a bummer as I was going to fly from there later today.  Well, can't blame Ryanair for this one.  So to cheer meeself up, here's a Ryanair joke:

 A guy sitting at a bar at the airport noticed  a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

 He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she  must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work  for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and  uttered the Delta slogan:

 "Love to fly and it shows?"

 She gave him a blank, confused stare and he  immediately thought to himself:

 "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."

 A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.

 He leaned towards her again,

"Something special in the air?"

 She gave him the same confused look. He mentally

 kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

 Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as  Silk."

This time the woman turned on him,

"What the f *** do you want?"

 

> The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said

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> "Ahhhhh, Ryanair.

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